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Here’s some of the designs you can get, more along the way :]

[I.D. two digital drawings. The first is a pink strawberry patterned axolotl hugging a big strawberry as pink and red hearts float above it over a pastel green background. The second is a maroon humanoid figure on a lavender background. The only features of this figure are two oversized eyes, one pupil blue and one pupil orange. End I.D.]

absolutelybatty:

If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?

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gayspock:

gayspock:

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

lots of silly gooses

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sickhoondr:

COMING SOON

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desolationlesbian:

Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn’t be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil’s pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you’re never going to get anything good.

(via swordfaery)

parakeet:

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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transmascmikey:

does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird

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your-gay-grandma:

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

(via loverboybrightsideghost)

thebenrey:

what i want to say: fandomification of twitch streamers is a highway to hell. making a ‘fandom’ for a specific person or group can easily be a slippery slope to idolization and the intense parasocial relationships you see in young teenagers obsessed with people like dream. being a fandom and being a community are two extremely separate things. a community is not centered around one person, but it’s a group they have cultivated that can support each other. 

what i say: if i ever see a pastel catboy wayneradiotv edit in earnest i’m killing god

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flowergirlmiwa:

Tip: You can kiss girls.

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hypertextdog:

disasterboymp3:

ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot speaking. ummmmm it’s bad

☹️

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draculagerard:

i love asexuality i love asexuals with a complex relationship to sex i love asexuals with a very simple relationship to sex i love asexuals who’s definition of asexuality and aromanticism blend together and arent seperate i love asexuals who’s asexuality is just a very minor part of their identity i love asexuals who’s asexuality is a very big factor of their identity I LOVE ASEXUALITY !!!!

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guidancerune:

How old is your current phone? (by release year, not necessarily when you got it)

New (<1 year)

1-2 years old

3-4 years old

5-6 years old

7+ years old

Don’t have a phone

im always curious what devices other people use in their daily lives. so i wanted to know what the rough median of smartphone device age is on this website. look up your phone model name if you’re unsure!

(via clitfisto)

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”

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garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

(via annabelle--cane)

hilsonisthecure:

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

(via swordfaery)